Jackie.Single.
It is the little things in life that count the most.

 

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.

sherlockspeare:

Some people said they could see Benedict’s white pants here. So I made this gif and stared. And stared. Guys I think you broke my heart.

sherlockspeare:

Some people said they could see Benedict’s white pants here. So I made this gif and stared. And stared. 
Guys I think you broke my heart.

a-heart-of-calcifer:

carry-on-my-otp:

pulledacross:

"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"

Nine doesn’t have time for your bullshit

THEY DONT WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

Be happy in the moment, that’s enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. -Mother Teresa

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin)

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them